I'm trying to impress upon you we're not the same
There is nothing in this world that can trouble you as much as your own thoughts.
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indikhan:

YOOOOOOOO

indikhan:

YOOOOOOOO

writedreamlie:

livelong-mywaywardson:

pizzaccio:

dontworryitsharmony:

sweetmickeymerch:

Coming up with schemes with your best friend

Was this movie even real

HOW DOES AN 80 YEAR OLD WOMAN HAVE THE SAME CARDIO AS FIT ATHLETIC MUSCLE MAN THIS SHOW MAN

a dude turned into a llama and you’re questioning why an old lady is as fit as a muscly guy 

writedreamlie:

livelong-mywaywardson:

pizzaccio:

dontworryitsharmony:

sweetmickeymerch:

Coming up with schemes with your best friend

Was this movie even real

HOW DOES AN 80 YEAR OLD WOMAN HAVE THE SAME CARDIO AS FIT ATHLETIC MUSCLE MAN THIS SHOW MAN

a dude turned into a llama and you’re questioning why an old lady is as fit as a muscly guy 

suctioning:

Girl: Hows your dick?

me:

image

spaceexp:

Your shadow is a confirmation that light has traveled nearly 93 million miles unobstructed, only to be deprived of reaching the ground in the final few feet thanks to you.

Superman: I still can't believe they shot at me.
Batman: Clark, you're bulletproof
Superman: I HAVE FEELINGS, BRUCE
toughboytears:

disneyskellington:

I still ask myself this question

both ya dingus, BOTH

toughboytears:

disneyskellington:

I still ask myself this question

both ya dingus, BOTH