I'm trying to impress upon you we're not the same
wifipasswords:

this is heartbreaking

wifipasswords:

this is heartbreaking

dremoranightmares:

oh god i tried to explain i’d’ve and y’all’d’ve to a friend who is a korean exchange student and she just kind of stared at me in horror for a minute lmao

dremoranightmares:

oh god i tried to explain i’d’ve and y’all’d’ve to a friend who is a korean exchange student and she just kind of stared at me in horror for a minute lmao

binart:

TODAY ON, “I DIDN’T REALIZE I WAS INTO THAT.”

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j6:

i don’t know how i feel about target selling this…

j6:

i don’t know how i feel about target selling this…

thrashturbate:

10/10 would bang.

But also:

10/10 would care for you
10/10 would tuck you in
10/10 would cuddle
10/10 would make sure you get to sleep okay
10/10 would make you breakfast in the morning

favabean05:

A very accurate depiction of a cat owner.

timidvelociraptor:

I don’t even keep up with the kardashians but I’m pretty sure Lord Disick is life.

When my absence doesn’t alter your life, then my presence has no meaning in it.
Unknown  (via wolf-cub)

medic278:

carnalincarnate:

moistowlettes:

-Men in Black (1997)

medic278 …this is what I was telling you about last night…

Ohhhhhhh!!!!!!! Definitely! It’s wonderful to feel the anticipation of wonders coming!

princenebulas:

this is my dad’s first ever text he’s sent to me i am screaming 

princenebulas:

this is my dad’s first ever text he’s sent to me i am screaming