Monopoly just got real.
That is the most fourteen year old thing I’ve ever heard.
If we’re dating and you don’t let me pretend to play bongo drums on your butt then guess what? We’re through
I blame Carl
you know when you really need to pee so youre just like
waking up and realizing you still have more time to sleep
For the past six months since our house flooded, my friends have been taking care of my gecko. They just texted this to me.