I'm trying to impress upon you we're not the same

cyclopentanone:

when you have to go around the circle and introduce yourself to the group

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shuckl:

starrysleeper:

get-off-your-arse-its-begun:

geekishchic:

volouminous:

You can be mature and respectful and still have a dirty sense of humour.

 You can curse a lot and still be highly intelligent with a massive vocabulary.

You can be quiet and reserved and still be witty and even outgoing in certain circles.

You can be intelligent and sharp-minded and still forget what month it is

you can dance if you wanna, you can leave your friends behind


Having none of your Lion bullshit today.

Having none of your Lion bullshit today.

What's your favorite high school memory?
Anonymous

afraidof-reality:

Leaving high school

lordoftheinternet:

that sounds like responsibility and i want no part in it

spoken-not-written:

SINCE MY GRANDMA WORKS IN A CLINIC SUPPORTING PEOPLE WITH AIDS/HIV I ASKED HER TO GET ME SOME CONDOMS JUST CAUSE I DON’T HAVE ANY AND SHE FUCKING COMES BACK WITH A WHOLE BOX

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thanks grandma

12-gauge-rage:

Plasma jet from a railgun’s projectile during a test by the U.S. Navy.

12-gauge-rage:

Plasma jet from a railgun’s projectile during a test by the U.S. Navy.

Gf: babe come over
Me: I'm eating garlic bread
Gf: I'm horny and my parents aren't home
Me: it's the kind that's covered in cheese
tastefullyoffensive:

[winterwonderland]